SIKHS- THE SUPPLIERS OF THE BEST MEDICINE!

And, 87,30,000 results were available on Google while searching for Santa-Banta jokes particularly ,whilst 30,47,000 others, and still counting.......

To my utmost surprise there were millions and millions of jokes online and more than 90% of them were aimed at ‘SARDARS’. The above figures are just a sample of the total number of jokes  formulated on Sardars every next second!

Despite of being a highly spiritual person and simultaneously an ardent follower of all religions, this article of mine may sound a little more biased towards the Sikh Community. The term Sardar, to be very true means ‘king’ and that's the most apt reason why every single Sikh member in this world adds ‘Singh’ after his name (females add ‘Kaur’ meaning ‘queen’) and before the surname. Otherwise also the word ‘Sardar’ indicates leadership and commander-ship of a person. Even though the significance of the term being so clear and simple its upsetting to know that most of people associate sardars with ‘fools’. Just like an owl, the wisest bird of all is believed to be a symbol daftness , a Sardar , the representative of chiefs, is misunderstood to be reckless and preposterous! Alas!The Sardar jokes continue to fill the wall posts on facebook, people continue to circulate wacky jokes on Sardars over WhatsApp and find ways to scoff at them whenever possible ,thus making Sardars a prototype of fools! 

On the contrary, the Sardars, regardless of this caricature accept all the jokes  kindheartedly! Like Joginder Singh, the author of ‘President Giani Zail Singh’ states “ Who can enjoy a joke against himself or his tribe except a Punjabi and more particularly a Sikh?”Agreeably this denotes an affirmative approach for the above argument ,although there is also a nit –picking statement to this by Mr. Jawaharlal Handoo, a critique. He avers that “ In my opinion the success story of the Sikhs has taken form of a deep rooted anxiety in the collective minds of the non-sikh majorities which in turn seems to have taken form of various stereotypes resultant of the joke cycle.” Well I personally have a discrete outlook.  For me Sikhs or lets say the Sardars are the best inborn ‘doctors’ in the world since they provide the worlds best medicine to the society, laughter. The human race today is in great need of this medicine  and we the Sardars can proudly say that we play an enormous role in supplying it to the populace thus offering them a great deal of relief in this stressful and demanding world.

As a well known fact, doctors are considered as God on earth because they are life-savers. Just imagine the Sardars,  providers of the laughter medicine, who  save so many lives on earth each day from the tongs of stress and worries just by taking jokes on themselves. So aren’t they inborn doctors? They definitely are.

 I AM PROUD TO BE A SIKH!     

 Written By( Dr.) Pavleen Kaur Arora J

Qualifications- Degree of being a SIKH

Reference – Society ( introducers of the joke cycle)

An Incident.....

A thought that leaves my heart broken

That my one and only mobile is stolen!

What hurts is not the cost

But the  idea that all the memories are lost

 The fear of somebody misusing my phone makes me shiver

 Strangely my fate works against me after all endeavors

My phone ,my Xperia Z, stolen on a busy railway station

Took away all my attention

 And all I was left with were tears in my eyes and hope to get it back again

I wonder if I, for those few minutes, went insane

And the worst part was that i removed the password

Thinking what would happen with my phone, really hurts

But I paused , took a deep breath, and thought

Whatever in the world happens, happens by the will of god

Everybody in this world is a puppet in God hands, even the thief

Then why blame somebody who is working by Gods will

The thief also would have had a strong purpose behind the act

So much so that he chose to go on the wrong track!

May be he wanted two square meals of the day

Or a gift for his child’s first birthday!

Either he may want to serve his ailing wife

Or maybe he wanted to live a healthy life

And what’s more precious than life

Definitely not a 35000 worth mobile

So, possibly that thief would give me blessings all through his day

'Coz may be his fate switched sides because of me, in a way.

 And if hopefully with his blessings my phone returns back to me

Nobody in this world would be as happy!

Election Fever

Election Fever!!!

Hello friends!! As we all know , election fever is endemic these days. We all are trying to figure out the apt head of the government who would do more than distributing 'topis' for the Mango Man(Aam Aadmi).
Since we began with Common man lets talk about the so called present representative of the commoner, The Aam Aadmi Party! AAP seems to have construct a new space for itself in so less time and tried to prove it's mettle by fulfilling it's promises in a fast forward raftar! Initially it seemed sparky as fire, today it seems not more than ashes.  Today I saw something really strange a man swearing on his child's survival asking people to buy a box of tissue! Is he not an Aam Aadmi? But who cares. Honestly we need much more than a 'Muffler Man' whose team only believes in raising the sale of it's topis!  
Moving on to the one and only Country Criminals, the Congress. Congress has played a huge role in our country but till today I don't understand HOW! If we go to see today our very own RaGa believes in singing the Rapp of women empowerment but the day our Yo Yo RaGa launched his album of women empowerment just the next day headlines of the newspapers were filled with molestations and atrocities against women and it continues even today. Strange isnt it?  when congress didl not move a single step towards the country for so many years how can we expect it to do it now?!
Last but definitely not the least Narendra Modi the BJP PM candidate. As far as my knowledge goes a perfect politician personality to a very great extent matches with Mr. Modi,but please don't get mistaken because I said a politician's personality and not a PM's personality. The Modi Sarkar comparatively seems better in a way and also lights the lamps of hope for it's countrymen but still 'judging a book by it's cover is highly dangerous', hence we need to THINK and VOTE!
Nobody could predict politics but one definitely possess the power of choosing the best for its country! So Use your Right to choose the Right!
JAI HIND!

THE BITTER TRUTH

THE UNWANTED VISITOR!

The moment I began this human race

The time I confronted a gift of life

I was magnetized by its remarkable grace

Coveting it to thrive

But the moment I discerned the reality

And was on my mission to explore

I recognized that life is not all about gaiety

But something much more

The moment I delve into fears 

And identified the life’s sorrow

The stage, I encountered my tears

I learned how to surmount it and grow

It was then when I fall in love with my life

I brazed out with the bitterest truth

That someday I won’t be alive

And the world would turn mute

Some day I would turn lifeless

The thought was no less than a tear jerking dread

The time when I will recede from happiness

 The day when all of us would be dead!

The moment when that unwanted visitor arrives

And we take our last breath

It would come and seize our lives

Leaving us cold and dead!

GEN –NEXT

All of us know that one name for the treasure full of experiences could definitely be our grandparents and parents. But for these experiences to be put into experiments to lift up to the world’s expectations is the work of the youth of tomorrow i.e. the Gen-Next!

The impending generation seems to create a lot of buzz from today itself. It seems as if they are geared up to stun the world. Being one of the affiliate of the Gen next I can certainly say that we are the true inventors of tomorrow and the world is already in demand of us! We love fun, masti, adventures and the list continues!

We are a kind of people who would never walk miles to the post office to post a letter, instead post a one line status on facebook using numerous   abbreviations regarding our tribulations so that the whole world could recommend solutions to it. We are those who would never linger in a queue for the PCO but would preferably wait impatiently for the replies on whatsaap! We are the kind of youths who would get edgy when are cell phone falls and would burst out laughing when our friends tumble! We are the ones who would by no means  click black and white photos but would rather transform are ugly poses into beautiful ones using photoshop! We are those ‘besharams ‘who would ask for a party first and then go for a reason! We are that generation who change crushes more frequently than dresses! We are the people crazy for gadgets, tattoos, piercing etc, etc, etc! We are the imminent gen next.

No matter how naughty we are ,for the matter of fact is that the Gen-Next is much more aware, educated ,practical, well versed  and of course the most interesting people existing in the world today! Where our parents are trying to rewind the world to revive the pleasant moments of the past, we the Gen-Next is running in fast forward towards the future! So ultimately the only reason of envying our parents could be that we can’t assure ourselves of getting as cool kids as they presently have!